/** * Random quote */ module.exports = function() { var template = _.template('
"<%= quote %>"
<% if (author) { %>– <%- author %>
<% } %>'); var quotes = [ { quote: "Geographers never get lost. They just do accidental field work.", author: "Nicholas Chrisman" }, { quote: "Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.", author: "Terry Pratchett" }, { quote: "Not all those who wander are lost.", author: "J. R. R. Tolkien" }, { quote: "In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City.", author: "Jorge Luis Borges" }, { quote: "X marks the spot", author: "Indiana Jones" }, { quote: "It's turtles all the way down.", author: null }, { quote: "Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.", author: null }, { quote: "Without geography, you're nowhere!", author: "Jimmy Buffett" }, { quote: "our earth is a globe / whose surface we probe /