/** * Random quote */ module.exports = function() { var template = _.template('

"<%= quote %>"

<% if (author) { %>

– <%- author %>

<% } %>'); var quotes = [ { quote: "Geographers never get lost. They just do accidental field work.", author: "Nicholas Chrisman" }, { quote: "Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.", author: "Terry Pratchett" }, { quote: "Not all those who wander are lost.", author: "J. R. R. Tolkien" }, { quote: "In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City.", author: "Jorge Luis Borges" }, { quote: "X marks the spot", author: "Indiana Jones" }, { quote: "It's turtles all the way down.", author: null }, { quote: "Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.", author: null }, { quote: "Without geography, you're nowhere!", author: "Jimmy Buffett" }, { quote: "our earth is a globe / whose surface we probe /
no map can replace her / but just try to trace her", author: "Steve Waterman" }, { quote: "Everything happens somewhere.", author: "Doctor Who" }, { quote: "A map is the greatest of all epic poems. Its lines and colors show the realization of great dreams.", author: "Gilbert H. Grosvenor" }, { quote: "Everything is related to everything else,
but near things are more related than distant things.", author: "Tobler's first law of geography" }, { quote: "Hic Sunt Dracones", author: null }, { quote: "Here be dragons", author: null }, { quote: "Stand in the place where you live / Now face North /
Think about direction / Wonder why you haven't before", author: "R.E.M" }, { quote: "The virtue of maps, they show what can be done with limited space, they foresee that everything can happen therein.", author: "José Saramago" } ]; var r = Math.round(Math.random() * (quotes.length - 1)); return template(quotes[r]); };